Sunday, October 5, 2008

Church Signs


Be Fishers of Men.... You catch 'em, He'll Clean 'em.

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A family altar can alter a family.

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A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

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Don't put a question mark where God put a full stop.

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Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

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Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!

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Forbidden fruits create many jams.

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Give God what's right, not what's left!

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Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.

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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over

"religious nuts"!

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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

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Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!

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He who angers you, controls you!

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He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else..

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He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!

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Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

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Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.

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Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!

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Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.

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Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

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"Pray" is a four letter word that you can say anywhere.

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Prayer - Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!

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The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not

protect you.

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This Church is "Prayer Conditioned"!

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To be almost saved is to be totally lost.

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WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!

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Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does

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We don't change the message, the message changes us.

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We set the sail; God makes the wind.

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We're too blessed to be depressed.

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Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say. 2) Not saying it.

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Worry is the darkroom in which "negatives" are developed.


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